Sexually, I could be compared to a . . .

[ ] rabbit.

[ ] tortoise.

[ ] rock.

[ ] ________________

rabbit (if I had someone to be a rabbit with).

rabbit (unfortunately, a lonely rabbit).

tortoise.

passionate feline. Well . . . I always was a "cat-person."

quilt. Warm, soft, and something you'd like to snuggle right into.

nothing else in the free universe.

rock 'n roll.

I have no idea: it's been a long time.

bonobo monkey for one week out of every month, and like a teddy bear the other three weeks. See what one gets watching those National Geographic television specials? Really!

treasure chest; you don't know what you're going to get, but it'll be good.

a dead person. A really dead person. A dead person who has been dead for a LONG time. That will really get the metabolism going.

rock.

The home appliance I couldn't live without is . . .

[ ] the telephone.

[ ] the television.

[ ] the stereo.

[ ] the microwave.

[ ] the computer.
[ ] ________________

the telephone.

the microwave.

the stereo.

the vibrator.

the battery-operated . . . oh, you meant *major* appliance.

the battery recharger. See the previous, I guess.

the blow dryer.

the VCR.

the washing machine.

I don't understand the question. Is there something in the list that one can live without?

the television.

Although multitalented, one of my very special abilities is. . .

[ ] being able to touch my nose with my tongue.

[ ] giving a fabulous back-rub.

[ ] receiving a fabulous back-rub.

[ ] censored.

[ ] ________________

giving a fabulous back-rub.

giving a fabulous back-rub, and my foot massage with peppermint foot lotion is even better.

receiving a fabulous back-rub.

avoiding ever giving anyone a back-rub, fabulous or not.

you'll need to discover that yourself.

illegal in several southern states. She later revealed that exhibiting the talent for the local officer would always keep her record clean.

to love with all my heart and soul.

I have no idea: it's been a long time.

being able to touch my nose with my tongue.

My sense of humor leans toward . . .

[ ] The Three Stooges.

[ ] Seinfeld.

[ ] Jim Carrey.

[ ] Lucy.

[ ] the American political process.

[ ] what I'm reading here, of course.

[ ] ________________

the American political process. Makes sense, considering Question #9.

Lucy.

Animal House.

Drew Carey.

Judy Tenuta.

Rita Mae Brown.

Rita Rudner.

Seinfeld.

the "thinking" comedians, like Gallegher and George Carlin.

mostly dry/sarcastic/earthy.

most medical research.

obviously, what I'm reading here; otherwise, why would I have spent so much time on this darn thing?

Jim Carrey.

The Three Stooges.

I'm taking this quiz because . . .

[ ] I'm completely bored.

[ ] I want that grand prize.

[ ] ________________

I want that grand prize. Does it come with Ginzu knives?

I'm completely bored.

I'm completely bored, and I want that grand prize.

because it's here.

I was attempting to give as good as I got.

I'm curious if you'll reply to my responses.

I always get an "A."

it's 5:48am, and I haven't been to sleep yet; so I'm slap-happy and it looked like fun.

it's so cute.

it's turning my bad day into a good (well, halfway decent) one.

you deserve to have your day brightened as much as you brightened mine.