A favorite winter sporting activity of mine would be . . .

[ ] gliding gracefully down snow-covered hills on my skis.

[ ] gliding gracefully down snow-covered hills on my kiester.

[ ] gliding gracefully down to the bear-skin rug in front of the fireplace with my hot spiced wine.

[ ] gliding gracefully into the airport to head south.

[ ] hibernating.

[ ] ________________

gliding gracefully down snow-covered hills on my skis.

gliding gracefully down to the bear-skin rug in front of the fireplace with my hot spiced wine.

hibernating.

gliding gracefully down to the bear-skin rug in front of the fireplace with my hot spiced cider.

gliding gracefully into a 747, headed toward Aruba.

curling up in front of a fire (but I live in Florida).

getting into a snowball fight, especially with kids.

racquetball.

the fireplace scenario, heading south, hibernating, and cuddling; not necessarily in that order. My paraphrasing.

gliding gracefully down snow-covered hills on my kiester.

I could be a centerfold for . . .

[ ] Playboy.

[ ] Seventeen.

[ ] The Wall Street Journal.

[ ] The AARP Journal.

[ ] Rolling Stone.

[ ] Field and Stream.

[ ] Easy Rider.

[ ] ________________

Playboy.

Playboy, provided the general male readership have excellent imaginations and/or are myopic.

Appalachian Today.

Field and Stream. I never did get an answer as to which part applied more: the field or the stream.

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for the American Psychiatric Association. Hmmm.

George.

The Journal of Irreproducible Results.

PC World.

UNIX World.

Reader's Digest.

The Utne Reader.

none of the above.

The AARP Journal.

Easy Rider.

Rolling Stone.

Seventeen.

My idea of a real stud-muffin is . . .

[ ] Macaulay Culkin.

[ ] Hugh Grant.

[ ] Mel Gibson.

[ ] Sean Connery.

[ ] Marlon Brando.

[ ] ________________

Adrian Paul.

Mel Gibson.

Albert Einstein.

Clark Gable.

Dennis Miller.

Hugh Grant.

Richard Dean Anderson.

Stephen Hawking.

Steven Segal.

Tim Conway.

Tom Hanks.

You?

Macauley Culkin.

Marlon Brando.

On any given day, my purse might contain . . .

[ ] a really embarrassing driver's license.

[ ] much more makeup than I really need.

[ ] birth control devices.

[ ] an address book.

[ ] addresses and phone numbers scribbled on assorted scraps of paper.

[ ] a photo of my kids.

[ ] a photo of my ex.

[ ] Kleenex.

[ ] used Kleenex.

[ ] much more than I really need.

[ ] -- what purse?

[ ] ________________

-- what purse?

an address book.

much more than I really need.

not nearly the amount of makeup that I really need. But then, I'm not a weight lifter.

birth control devices.

addresses and phone number scribbled on assorted scraps of paper.

Kleenex.

Used Kleenex.

diapers, wipes, and other weapons.

underwear. Don't ask me!

lots of useless receipts and MAC withdrawal slips.

none of the above.

-- what purse? Perhaps I wouldn't lose beepers and wallets if I carried one. In this case, she took the quiz after we'd already met -- and the wallet was left under the seat of my car.

a photo of my kids.

a photo of my ex.

much more makeup than I really need.

My favorite card game is . . .

[ ] poker.

[ ] video poker.

[ ] hearts.

[ ] bridge.

[ ] Visa, MasterCard, American Express . . .

[ ] ________________

poker.

bridge.

video poker.

strip poker.

hearts.

pinochle.

rummy, but I cheat.

selecting something appropriate from Hallmark.