I wake up . . .

[ ] early enough to watch the sun rise.

[ ] early enough to hear the early birds eating those worms.

[ ] when the @#&*! alarm goes off.

[ ] well after the @#&*! alarm goes off.

[ ] when nature calls (not those early birds)

[ ] ________________

early enough to hear the early birds eating those worms.

early enough to watch the sun rise (this isn't by personal choice).

earlier than I used to go to bed.

Waaayyy before the sun comes up. Yes, I am one of those disgusting morning people.

well after the @#&*! alarm goes off.

when the spirit moves me, unless I have an incentive.

depends how I'm being awakened, and who's beside me.

very nicely, if somebody brings me a cup of coffee and wafts it under my nose.

every morning.

at whatever time I told myself I needed to be up -- no alarm required.

when the children wake me (they have strict orders to do so if at all possible (a) if the clock is showing numbers in the double digits and/or (b) if I haven't moved in over 13 hours).

early enough to watch the sun rise.

when nature calls (not those early birds).

My abode is decorated primarily . . .

[ ] Early American.

[ ] Contemporary.

[ ] Danish Modern.

[ ] Goodwill.

[ ] as however the kids left it that particular day.

[ ] ________________

as however the kids left it that particular day.

Goodwill.

contemporary/casual/cluttered.

in cat fur.

with clothes strung all over (comfortable).

poorly.

early clutter.

a mixed bag. I like antiques, though.

each room is unto itself.

modern comfortable.

Monet prints and lots of books.

early American Goodwill, with contemporary flares and Danish modern accessories.

relaxed.

early American.

Danish modern.

I look my best in . . .

[ ] a business suit.

[ ] a business suit, with Victoria's Secret underneath.

[ ] leather.

[ ] vinyl.

[ ] handcuffs.

[ ] designer sheets.

[ ] cut-offs and t-shirt.

[ ] anything with heels.

[ ] my birthday suit.

[ ] ________________

cut-offs and t-shirt. Sort of one extreme or the other.

anything with heels.

handcuffs.

vinyl.

leather.

a business suit, with nothing underneath.

short skirts.

sweaters.

designer sheets.

soft lighting.

whatever I'm wearing if I'm having a good time, but the handcuffs sound interesting.

doesn't matter. I only wear jeans.

everything.

anything with heels, love the feel of leather, wear mostly jeans and t-shirts.

a business suit.

my birthday suit.

I collect . . .

[ ] baseball cards.

[ ] dolls.

[ ] experiences.

[ ] scars.

[ ] boyfriends.

[ ] ________________

memories.

antiques.

baseball cards.

books.

change. It really adds up, and is awfully useful on laundry day.

computer programs.

dolls. Barbies and more Barbies -- still have the ones from my childhood.

friends.

movies.

National Geographic magazines.

old records.

sci-fi and fantasy art objects.

scars.

stuffed animals.

testicles. Hey, I saw that. Don't you stop reading!

boyfriends.

My most outstanding feature(s) starting with the letter "B" is/are my . . .

[ ] breasts.

[ ] brain.

[ ] bouffant.

[ ] bankroll.

[ ] butt.

[ ] blushing.

[ ] BMW.

[ ] ________________

breasts.

butt.

breasts, although it depends on whether you like them small.

breasts. They may begin with a "B," but they fit into a "D."

Used to be my breasts and butt, but I was much younger then. Now it's my brain. It, at least, is still located in the same place it was when I was ten years younger.

beautiful ears. Yes, I actually felt compelled to check once we finally met.

beliefs.

big cats.

bloodline.

blue-collar background.

blushing. For some reason, a trait I always found endearing.

boldness.

brown eyes.

Byzantine lifestyle.

bankroll.

BMW.

bouffant.