The quickest way to my heart is . . .

[ ] one dollar bills in my garter.

[ ] twenty dollar bills in my garter.

[ ] flowers appearing without an occasion.

[ ] being there after a really bad hair day.

[ ] being there after a really good hair day.

[ ] the aorta.

[ ] ________________

being there after a really bad hair day. Must be a lot of bad hair out there.

a great sense of humor -- you're perfect! Obviously, trying to find a quick way to my heart.

honesty.

being straightforward.

the vena cavae -- the aorta leads *away* from my heart. I felt compelled to do a little research, and discovered that there are *two* vena cavae; a superior and an inferior. One services the upper body, and the other takes care of the lower part. Naturally, I couldn't resist asking which one they were referring to.

the aorta.

being there after a really good hair day.

through my mind.

being the romantic fool that you are.

a sweet talker . . . good with words.

bringing me cool toys for my computer.

a man who is rich enough to live in another state, and just fly here every couple of weeks.

one-dollar bills in my garter.

twenty-dollar bills in my garter.

I use my computer primarily for . . .

[ ] work (solitaire at work *doesn't* count).

[ ] play.

[ ] improving my social life.

[ ] ruining my social life.

[ ] a paperweight.

[ ] ________________

play.

improving my social life.

ruining my social life. I think, for some, this and the previous answer covered the same turf.

using e-mail to answer things like this.

taking newsgroup quizzes, what else?

a way to keep me off the streets.

you took away my first choice when you said that solitaire doesn't count.

having outside contact over the age of 25 (from a college town).

all of the above.

a paperweight.

Could you get into my Levi's (32x32)?

[ ] Yes, no sweat.

[ ] Yes, particularly if you're already in them.

[ ] Yes, holding my breath.

[ ] No way.

[ ] ________________

Yes, no sweat.

No way.

Can you say "ha!," boys and girls? I knew that you could.

Before or after they've been through the dryer?

Hmm. Before or after Halloween?

Yes, no sweat, but they'd be a bit too long.

Yes, no sweat. Have to hem them some.

Yes, holding my breath.

Are you inviting me to try to get into your pants?

Depends, but I'd be more comfortable without them on.

I'd look better with them off.

I hope this doesn't imply that you want to wear my clothes.

Who's Levi?

My favorite contemporary politician is . . .

[ ] Bill Clinton.

[ ] Bob Dole.

[ ] Ross Perot.

[ ] Prince Charles.

[ ] The Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

[ ] ________________

Prince Charles.

Bill the Cat. My kind of girl.

Colin Powell.

Dennis Miller.

Hillary.

Kirk.

Margaret Thatcher -- the rest are comedians, aren't they?

Willie Smith.

politics is not my cup of tea.

I hate all politicians.

none of the above.

Not a single vote for Clinton, Dole, or Perot. Is it any wonder the American political scene is what it is?

Your ex-whatever is . . .

[ ] a true friend.

[ ] a true fiend.

[ ] all of the above.

[ ] huh? What ex?

[ ] ________________

a true friend.

all of the above.

a true fiend, but he used to be cute.

still bemoaning the death of Jerry Garcia.

no longer known by me.

still living, but today isn't over yet.

married to his third wife. Hahahahahahahaha!

wondering why he's all alone.

exiled from the country, from shame.

never gonna hear from me again. Are we detecting a pattern here?

an ex.

an ex, and not pertinent to me, you, or this conversation.

a novel I haven't written yet.

huh? What ex?