Are you a female?

[ ] Yes; born and raised.

[ ] Yes; but had to check to make certain.

[ ] Yes; thank heaven for Swedish plastic surgeons.

[ ] Define "female."

[ ] No.

[ ] ________________

Yes, born and raised (but I had to check to make certain).

Yes, born and raised (but I had to check to make certain). It's been a long, long time since I've been asked that question.

Yes, last time I checked.

Yes, born and raised (although they were hoping for a boy).

Yes, born and raised. If you can't tell, I'd be worried.

Yes, pretty sure that I am, but sometimes I need a 39 year-old man to remind me! (oops, I peaked . . . er, peeked. I've still got a year or so before I peek!).

Omygod, the doctor was wrong all these years.

All of the above.

Yes, thank heaven for Swedish plastic surgeons.

Define "female."

No.

My age group could be defined best as . . .

[ ] post-puberty.

[ ] post-college.

[ ] post-menopause.

[ ] Post All-Bran.

[ ] post-mortem.

[ ] ________________

post-college -- kind of. 39 and working on a grad degree.

post-college (and then some).

post-college. And, thank goodness for that. I don't think I could stand all the partying I did while in college if I had to repeat it!

30 and trying to finish a Ph.D.

post-stupidity; never post-college.

post-puberty and post-college (on the lifetime plan at my university).

post-modern.

old enough to know better, and young enough to try.

breathing and moving.

all are good descriptions for various times in my life.

Somewhere between "I've got plenty of time" and "uh, oh." Oops! I just finished this survey, and as I was reading over my answers, figured out that it took me so damn long to complete it, I just passed the "uh, oh" age!

post-puberty.

post-menopause.

Post All-Bran.

post-mortem.

My sexual preferences lean primarily toward . . .

[ ] men.

[ ] women.

[ ] battery operated appliances.

[ ] all of the above.

[ ] none of the above.

[ ] ________________

battery-operated appliances. Are you listening, guys?

men. Oh, yes! Trying to make a point, I guess (consider it made).

definitely men. Ditto.

men. Primarily those who can talk to me for at least five minutes after they "are satisfied." Do I detect a note of cynicism? And this from a 21 year-old lady!

any human with a penis.

battery-operated appliances (men have been a bit scarce).

men or battery-operated appliances, depending on how the latest singles event went.

mammels.

been so long I'm not sure.

best to skip this question.

sexual preference? You mean that all of these years, I had a choice?

women.

all of the above.

none of the above.

Although I might never admit it in public, a favorite film that I identify with is . . .

[ ] Sleepless in Seattle.

[ ] Fatal Attraction.

[ ] Gone With The Wind.

[ ] Nine and One-Half Weeks.

[ ] Casablanca.

[ ] Barbarella.

[ ] ________________

Gone With the Wind.

Nine and One-Half Weeks

Star Trek.

Sleepless in Seattle (I believe widowers to have more potential than most single men).

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai. I actually went out and found a copy to refresh the memory.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. No, I've no idea which character she was identifying with.

Overboard.

Silence of the Lambs. Guess which character she was identifying with?

Some Like It Hot.

While You Were Sleeping.

Working Girl.

Barbarella.

Casablanca. So much for the classics!

Fatal Attraction. Thank heaven this finished at the bottom of the list!

My current major vice is . . .

[ ] alcohol.

[ ] tobacco.

[ ] caffeine.

[ ] driving *way* too fast.

[ ] eating too much.

[ ] I'd rather not say, the FBI might be reading this.

[ ] ________________

caffeine.

I'd rather not say; the FBI might be reading this.

alcohol.

eating too much.

tobacco.

four of the above -- you decide which ones.

I'd rather not say; the FBI might be reading this (whistling, digging toe into dirt, and trying to be nonchalant).

something I've never been arrested for.

battery-operated appliances. See Question 3, I suppose.

the Internet.

playing Freecell.

cheesecake.

chocolate.

Miami. Cute.

vice? I have one mounted in each of my two workbenches.

obviously, the phrase "too much of everything is just enough" applies.