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Time to Meet
Someone You "Click" With?
Place Your FREE Personal Ad Today!
The New Electronic Relationship Advisor • Humor:
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Humor: Table of Contents
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- "Typical russian woman,pretty pretty,blond with green eyes,non-smoker,kind,good
looking,good cooking (fond of Aerosmith ) . . ."
Nothing in the world quite as tasty as a sauteed old rock group.
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| The
Electronic Relationship Addiction Quiz |
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- True or False:
- Question 8: "I have some friends I have never
met in person."
Question 9: "My best friends I have never met in person."
Question 10: "My only friends I have never met in person."
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Code Words |
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- Term: Outgoing.
- In Her Ad: Won't ever stop yapping, even while
eating and sleeping.
In His Ad: Flirts with any and every female in sight.
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Pop Quiz for Females |
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- Question 15: My most outstanding feature(s) starting
with the letter "B" is/are my . . .
- The various answers, from most to least common:
- brain.
breasts.
butt.
breasts, although it depends on whether you like them small.
breasts. They may begin with a "B," but they fit into a "D."
Used to be my breasts and butt, but I was much younger then. Now it's my brain. It, at
least, is still located in the same place it was when I was ten years younger.
beautiful ears.
beliefs.
big cats.
bloodline.
blue-collar background.
blushing.
boldness.
brown eyes.
Byzantine lifestyle.
bankroll.
BMW.
bouffant."
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