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Humor: Bad Ad #39

BHM seeks BBW in 612,651,507 for LTR

I'm a SWM, 23, 5'9", brown collar length hair, blue eyes, 350+ pounds. iso a woman that can except me the way I am and not try to change me. In return I will do the same, and also love you with all my heart. If interested send message. Thank You.

He starts out in the subject line claiming to be a BHM (we're assuming that stands for Black Hispanic Male, although at least Big Hispanic Male would at least not be an oxymoron). But, by the first line, he's changed into a SWM (Single White Male). Kind of makes you wonder how much the plus stands for in the "350+ pounds," doesn't it? The only conclusion one could reach is to follow his advice and "except" him.

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