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Humor: Bad Ad #38

978, Cunnilingus Offered

MWM seeking a special lady to provide with expert cunnilingus. She will be slender/average, D&D fee, 18-40 yrs old, and be somewhat good looking. Most important she must be willing to be brought to multiple orgasms. About 40 to 50 (or more) during a 3 hour session. If seriously interested reply.

Cerissa (the mathematician in the household) read this one and could only respond "Pu-leeeeze. That's about one every four minutes for hours. Does he at least keep up a beat: one, two, three, cum, one, two, three, cum, one, two . . . ?"

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