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The New ERA • Humor • Bad Ads

Humor: Bad Ad #34

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==== Ladies Only ====

THIS IS FOR THE VERY SERIOUS LADIES ONLY AND *PLEASE* NO COMMENTS OR REMARKS FROM THE GUYS! THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND IS AS HONEST AND SINCERE AS ANYONE CAN GET.

I'M SEEKING A PROFESSIONAL FEMALE WHO IS VERY FINANCIALLY SOUND AND CAN ENTER INTO A PARTNERSHIP WITH ME TO PURCHASE A CLASS "A" MOTORHOME. THIS IS A VERY LEGITIMATE DEAL AND I AM 100% SERIOUS. AND *NO*...I AM NOT A SEX MANIAC OR PERVERT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

I AM A RETIRED GENTLEMAN WHO SEEKS FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP ON THE HIGHWAYS AND BIWAYS AND I'LL NOT DEVULGE ANYTHING FURTHER AS I DO NOT WANT TO SUBJECT MYSELF TO RIDICULE AND EMBARASSMENT BECAUSE THE INTERNET AND THE NEWSGROUPS AT LARGE ARE FULL OF LOW GRADE MORONS, IMBICILES, SCUM AND VERMIN! SO IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS FINANCIALLY SOUND FEMALE WHO CAN ENTER INTO AN AGREEMENT WITH ME PLEASE EMAIL AND WE'LL MAKE THE PROPER ARRANGMENTS IN PRIVATE, NOT HERE FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE AND MAKE CRUEL, HURTING RIDICULOUS COMMENTS ON.

I WOULD PREFER SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD A FEW YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN TRAVEL THROUGH-OUT THE UNITED STATES. PLEASE WRITE ME A LINE OR TWO EXPLAINING YOUR WANTS AND NEEDS AND AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR LETTER I WILL RESPOND TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS WITH HONEST ANSWERS.

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Always be certain to properly flatter the woman you hope to become your companion. Let us see, she belongs to a group of low-grade morons, imbeciles, scum, and vermin. Needless to say, this fellow would get lynched in short order had he suggested the same adjectives about Jewish women, Black women, Italian women, etc.

Of course, after she has been (figuratively) buttered up that way, she then is expected to dash right out and purchase half his motor home for him. Why do I predict some rather lonely retirement years?

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