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Humor: Bad Ad #33

Rich lady on the run? Read this...

Hi,

I'm a 40+ guy, located in UK. Wherever you are, if you are rich, slim, presentable, and mentally stable, I can offer you:
a) total refuge
b) a new life (possibly a fascinating and revitalising one for you)

In return, I want from you:
a) protection from your hunters
b) access to the good life

No mafia / gangland involved persons, please. And only healthy, single or divorced women please. Write soon...

Atreides wishes he'd thought of this while still single! A rich mistress more than willing to be kept in the kitchen and bedroom. Ouch! Easy, Cerissa . . .

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