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Humor: Bad Ad #30

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Loney in Kansas City?

I am a MWM, 52, professional. Looking for a MWF, 30-45 who is missing the same pieces of the puzzle. I love to hug, kiss, touch, and make love for hours..Maybe we can chat and share some war stories.. and maybe rediscover our lost youth.

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Is this what they mean by "love and war?" And, we had always thought the idea was to get the parts of the puzzle that one is missing.

By the way . . . your headline . . . "loony" is spelled with two "o's" and no "e."

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