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Humor: Bad Ad #29

Need a WOMAN!

So tired of only men answering! Looking for a woman! A WOMAN! To meet and enjoy!!!!!! I've been looking in 516/718/212 but at this point be you married and VERY unhappy or single and very HORNY or just out there and NOT EVEN IN MY AREA!!!!! I would like to talk to you. I CAN TRAVEL AND WILL and will also enjoy. Please send me an answer and we can talk and send me a picture and I will send also. Are there any woman out there on this newsgroup. I'm starting to wonder!

And I need a new car. We're so sure the above technique will work that we're rushing right out to place a Usenet ad. Actually, we got a tad curious about why this gentleman would be getting e-mail only from males. So, we looked up some some of his older ads (culled from 38 in the last six months). Read on . . .

DO DREAMS COME TRUE?
(26 February 1998 -- alt.sex.swingers)
They say dreams come true. Since I don't think I'm going to win the lottery how about a F/F Couple in 516/718/212 A/C and help me with my other dream.

Well, he's starting out okay. Although, it might be a tad ambitious pursuing two women. But, one never knows.

Women mail me
(28 February 1998 -- alt.personals )
SM 42 y/o looking for you. Talk to me. Tell me what you want.

Two days later, and already the standards are being lowered. He'll now settle for just one lady.

Mother's Milk
(5 March 1998 -- alt.sex.swingers)
Can I get a little more than the milk? It would be my pleasure

Oh, and the lady in question should be lactating.

R U A F/K9?
(5 March 1998 -- alt.sex.bestiality)
I'm looking for woman with dog that will let me help, train, join watch and be part of! Looking in 516/718/212/914 AC but willing, able, and ready to travel.

Lactating, presumably because her dog got her pregnant.

w/m 43 still looking through this ng
(8 March 1998 -- alt.personals)
OK where are all the women out there. Seems to be much too few. If out there just a quick note to let me know you're there. If interested, I'm in 718/516 AC. Show me that this group is not just a bunch of horney males

Geepers, a week and one half, and still no response from a lesbian couple, with at least one expecting a puppy, while the other is suckling her litter. No wonder he'll now settle for anything remotely female.

Enough of this already! Did you really think we'd print all 38 of them?

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