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Humor: Bad Ad #28

swm 21 iso good girl

I am looking for a good girl, with a cute nose and eyes. She has to be cute. I would think I deserve a woman with a nice body. She has to be 21 - 25 years in age. She has to be very witty, and smart. Must be a good kisser.

I am 21 years of age. Blone hair, green eyes. Tall (6 foot), 240 lbs. Lots of muscle. Slightly over weight. Broad shoulders. Total stud.

I have the finest personality you have ever encountered. I have a fear of being hated. Music is my passion. A girl who really knows her music, would definately be loved. I like having a good time. Parties are great, and getting drunk is fun. Conversation is a must with me.

I am very athletic. You name it, I've played it. I am very compettetive. Art is another one of my interests.

My sign is pisces. So I am a water creature. I love the color blue, and aqua blue eyes.

Could you fall for me? Find out see my picture.

With all these highlights, where does one start? What exactly does one do in order to "deserve" a woman with a nice body? And, why would a person with "the finest personality I have ever encountered" fear being hated? Incidentally (in the interest of proper research), we looked at all his pictures, and if this guy is 240 pounds, I'm Santa Claus.

PS: The URL has been withheld (naturally) so as to protect the guilty. If you're really that curious, head for DejaNews.

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