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Humor: Bad Ad #25
See, Cerissa always had a pet peeve about one-sentence ads. You know, "SWM
Seeks Female." That kind of thing. And, this ad would be enough to turn anybody off.
So, for your viewing pleasure, here's a definite contender for the longest sentence in the
history of personal ads. Comments continued at bottom, if you can last that long.
510 ISO yng F, 18/o, slender, dominant
nice guy small man with nice big cock wants naughty girl to tempt him into pleasure in
her panties and pussywhip him good be a naughty girl and do it feel so good nice small man
with nice big cock wants to be tempted into pleasure in your panties and made to do
anything for you some girls don't like guys like me but some girls do maybe you're
inexperienced but want to explore tempting an older man to submission with the power of
your pussy be a naughty girl and do it please don't tell 415/510 etc, ISO young F,
18/over, slender, dominant, to tempt 40's WM short dark & handsome nice guy good
company liked by animals i love the scent of pussy in your panties i'll do anything for
you nice guy small man with nice big cock wants nice and naughty little witch with nice
small breasts and pretty little tempting sexy ass to tempt him into pleasure in her
panties tempt him to submit to her completely nice guy small man with nice big cock wants
a very nice and naughty slinky kinky little witch with nice small breasts and a pretty
little sexy ass and the tempting sweet delicious sexy scent of pussy in her panties nice
guy small man with nice big cock wants a nice and naughty slinky kinky little witch who
knows i can't resist her i don't care how old you are how tall you are the color of your
eyes or skin or how you wear your hair just be a very nice and very naughty slinky kinky
stinky little witch with nice small breasts and a pretty little tempting sexy ass and rub
your pussy's naughty perfume in your panties on my mouth and make me kiss and lick your
pussy while you come be a very nice and very naughty horny little slut with nice small
breasts and a pretty little ass who knows i can't resist you who knows how much i love to
lie between your cheeks and surrender to the pleasure in your pussy who knows how much i
love your pussy's own exciting naughty secret sexy sweet delicious stinky skunk musk
perfume in your panties pressed against my face who knows i can't resist you who knows how
much i love your pussy's naughty perfume on my mouth who knows i can't resist you nice guy
small man with nice big cock wants nice and naughty horny little witch to tempt him with
her pussy scented stinky panties in the mail and under my pillow in the dark be a naughty
girl and do it i'll do anything for you some girls don't like guys like me but some girls
do my naughty secret please don't tell i'll do anything for you please don't tell i love
stinky panties the tempting naughty secret sexy scent of pussy in your stinky panties is
irresistible to me take them off and send them to me nice soft cotton panties that you
wore all day and slept in nice and naughty with the tempting sexy secret sweet delicious
scent of pussy sweat sweet white creamy lemon pussy butter kisses little drops of pee nice
soft cotton pussy scented stinky panties that you wore all day and slept in nice and
naughty with the essence of your pussy in them be a naughty girl and let me have the scent
of pussy in your panties under my pillow in the dark be a naughty girl and let me sniff
and lick the scent and taste of pussy in your panties in the dark i love stinky panties
i'll do anything for you i love stinky panties please don't tell i love stinky panties you
can tempt me use me if you want i love stinky panties go on be a naughty girl and let me
do it please nice guy small man with nice big cock wants to sniff your stinky panties and
submit to you completely be a naughty girl and tempt me please don't tell nice guy small
man with nice big cock will come to visit you sometime and do anything you need nice guy
small man with nice big cock will come to visit you sometime and do anything you say nice
guy small man with nice big cock will come to visit you sometime discretely i have many
skills and you can use them all you want be a naughty girl and tempt me with the scent of
pussy in your panties in the mail and under my pillow in the dark send for the address i
love stinky panties nice and naughty with the scent of pussy in them i'll do anything for
you use me all you want and pussywhip me good i'd love it please don't tell i love stinky
panties tempt me if you want i'll submit to you completely and do anything for you nice
guy small man with nice big cock wants to come to visit you sometime i come and do the
work at the appointed time late in the day we both know something could happen but neither
of us is counting on it you're dressed to turn me on this could mean anything from tight
pants to barefoot in panties and a t-shirt that just barely covers them to full dress
leather or sexy nightwear or anything thin and loose and soft you're nice but not too nice
and definitely not easy i'm nice and pleasant and friendly but i'm all business and
pretend not to notice your sexy appearance i'm not the kind of guy who's used to screwing
around while i'm working you putter around the house pretending not to notice me but you
know i'm watching you and you decide to play with me to see if you can turn me on and make
me want you we're going to be all alone in the house for a while and you know you could
probably be outrageously provocative and i'd just pretend not to notice and be a gentleman
you know the type you wonder what you could get away with this could be really fun a
challenge an adventure you showered with just plain water in the morning and your panties
are still warm and damp from working out and there's a nice faint stinky skunk musk scent
under your arms and between your legs and a salty taste on your breasts you know that nice
sharp piquant stinky skunk musk pussy scent is the most exciting aphrodisiac i've ever
known it drives me out of my mind with lust more than the most expensive perfume could
ever do you know it makes my cock so big and hard and horny for you and makes me want to
do anything to kiss and lick your pussy while you cum and get your pussy's naughty perfume
all over me so you bend over and let something show something that really shouldn't
something i'm not supposed to see but you know i did you're nice but not too nice and
definitely not easy and for some reason i never did understand you seem to have to change
your clothes a lot and put on different things and then your robe seems to be always about
to come open and there are several pairs of pussy scented stinky panties in the basket in
your bathroom when i go in there to pee and another on your unmade bed and you know i'm
going to press my face in them when you're not looking and you smile and you don't bother
to close the door to your bedroom or the bathroom while i'm walking by and you know i'm
going to look in and see something i really shouldn't and your cunt is warm and wet and
your nipples are hard and you know my cock must be by now but i'm determined not to screw
around at work and that makes you want to tempt me and see if you can trap me in a naughty
spell of secret pleasure be a very nice and very naughty horny slut with a tempting sexy
ass and naughty secret perfume in your panties who knows how much i love to lie between
your cheeks and surrender to the pleasure in your pussy and who knows i can't resist you
who knows how much i love your pussy's own exciting naughty secret sweet delicious stinky
skunk musk perfume in your panties pressed against my face and who knows i can't resist
you who knows how much i love your pussy's naughty perfume on my mouth and who knows i
can't resist you nice guy small man with nice big cock wants to eat your stinky panties
and your pussy and kiss and lick your pussy while you come and fuck you good nice guy
small man with nice big cock who'd love to find myself alone in your room and find your
stinky panties on the bed the ones you wore all day before and slept in all night long and
feel my cock get hard inside my pants i can't resist your sexy ass and the scent of pussy
in your panties you can tempt me use me if you want i'll submit to you completely i want
your stinky panties and your pussy and i'll do anything for you be a naughty girl and
tempt me please don't tell nice guy small man with nice big cock can be tempted so easily
be a naughty girl and do it i'll do anything for you some girls don't like guys like me
but some girls do i'd love the scent of pussy in your panties underneath my pillow in the
dark tempt me i'll do anything for you i love stinky panties i can't resist their naughty
spell be a naughty girl and do it please don't tell this email address subject to
expiration be a naughty girl and do it soon.
email nice guy
We do think that last line lends a charming finishing touch, don't you?
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