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Humor: Bad Ad #23

I would like to get together and maybe have an affair!

Let get right to the point. I'm not a man that likes to quibble on details. I'm a man, amply well-endowed, physically fit, a prime, unquestionably good example of the species. 6'2'', broad of shoulder, fit of limb, limber in all the extremes and hung like a Shetland pony.

I'm financially secure, possessing large sums of money. I have homes, chalets, cabins and retreats on the four corners of the planet to which we could intermesh in. Cars, trains and planes await my beck and call to carry me to my desires. I'm sure upon first inspection, I'm more than you could have ever dreamed of possessing. We should get together immediatly, possibly tonight! I'll have my entire fleet at our disposal within minutes. Just say the world. I await your call.

Andre'

Can you say "fraternity house,' boys and girls?

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