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Humor: Bad Ad #20

Looking for Mr. Right

I am a 31 years old female with depending on the mood :) hair and depends on the light :) eyes.
My race is Caucasian.
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 140 lbs
My marital status is Divorced and I have 1 children.
My education is Bachelor's Degree and I am Interpreter by profession.

My interests are:
too many to be listed here :)

My self-description is as follows:
spontaneous, intelligent and rather smart, live and let the others live :)

Omigod! First, she's only female when in the proper mood. Then, in the proper lighting, she (he?) will put on a pair of Depends for you? Ah, the disadvantages of 'smilie' overuse! Hopefully, it isn't English she's interpreting.

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