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Humor: Bad Ad #13

Seeking Female

Hello,

My wife and I are born-again Christians living in a western state of the U.S.

How do you know if you can trust a man. By a proven track record. I have been married since 1982, and will be true to my first wife and you if you decide you need and want an honorable man whom you can trust.

We are a married Christian couple, he 49 and she 46, into survivalism for the coming hard times, and are seeking to enlarge our family by the addition of a further wife in the relationship. We believe that our extended family will be better adapted for the times that are coming.

If you too believe that difficult times are ahead, and want the shared company of a secure family relationship and polygamous Christian enviroment, if the lifestyle intrigues you or you see some benefit to having such a lifestyle, write. We reply to all sincere inquiries.

What do you think, folks? Can we really count on him to be true to his first wife and you? What about wife number three? Or, dare we even think it . . . four? Will all five of you stand together with your shotguns when the Feds show up? But, I digress. I guess that if the end of the world as we know it really is coming, having a wide selection of fertile wombs to continue the species could come in handy, even if he won't share the wealth by inviting along a couple of extra husbands. You decide . . .

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