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Humor: Bad Ads
Herein, ladies and gentlemen, we present a group of the worst and/or funniest Usenet
ads we've come across lately, along with our comments on them. They range from
unintentional typographical errors, to folks so far out in left field that, well, I just
hope they're pulling our legs. There are probably some lessons in ad writing to be gained
here, but we're not going to even attempt discerning for you what they might be. Start off
by picking one of them at random, or click the next link, and one will be picked for you.
As Gump might say had he tried the Internet, "they're like a box of (bad) chocolates
. . . you never know what you're going to get."
One Note: these are un-edited, and some can be rather "raw." So, if you're
too easily offended, go running for the hills now. Of course, if you're that easily
offended, you likely wouldn't have come this far into the site, anyway.
And, when you're ready to post your own (hopefully better) ad, check out ERA's Personal Ads. But, for
now, we present the Bad Ads:
303 Couple ISO SubFemale
314ac-Looking For Fun in Missouri
510 ISO yng F, 18/o, slender,
dominant
978, Cunnilingus Offered
a male wanted
AC 704 Hung male travelling to
Charlotte 5/16-5/19
Beautiful Inside-out Muslim from
Usa
Begging Male in Maryland
BHM seeks BBW in 612,651,507 for
LTR
bunnysucks
Can You Read This?
Divorced White Male is White Female
DWM ISO SBF in the Pacific
North-West
Female Sub Wanted
Hot Guy Seeking Lady
I am looking for a kind man...
I don't exept ignorant people!
I Need a Woman!!! I GOTTA HAVE A
WOMAN!!!!
I wnat you to abuse me in oHio
I would like to get together and
maybe have an affair!
Irish Idle Rich
ISO Mistress to Do Castration...
Kristi
Ladys - Do You Masturbate?
Leftovers here
Ladies Only
Lonely sailer seeks companion
Loney in Kansas City?
Looking for Mr. Right
Re: MILITARY MAN WANTED!
Need a WOMAN!
Rich lady on the run? Read this...
SEEKING GOOD LOOKING BLIND WOMAN IN
(610) AREA
Seeking Female
single and searching for love and
sex with female.
swm 21 iso good girl
SWM iso SWF 512 ac
US, PA, Harrisburg: SM iso SF
Wife Wanted
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